RIVERSIDE – The head of Servicemembers United will testify today in the lawsuit brought by Log Cabin Republicans to challenge the constitutionality of the military’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell Policy” (DADT).

Alexander Nicholson, founder and executive director of the nation’s largest organization of gay and lesbian troops and veterans, is scheduled to be one of the lead witnesses in the trial in federal court in Riverside. The plaintiffs hope to get DADT declared unconstitutional and that all discharges under the policy enjoined.

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Servicemembers United rebuts the numerous false and misleading claims made by Pentagon spokesman Geoff Morrell about Servicemembers United's criticism of the biased DADT survey released last week.

The survey, which was created and administered by the research firm Westat in conjunction with the Comprehensive Review Working Group, was sent out to 400,000 non-deployed active duty and reserve component troops at a cost to taxpayers of $4.4 million.

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WASHINGTON -- Servicemembers United, the nation's largest organization of gay and lesbian troops and veterans, today strongly condemned the biased and derogatory design of the long-awaited Defense Department survey on issues related to the repeal of the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" (DADT) law.

The survey, which was created and administered by the research firm Westat in conjunction with the Comprehensive Review Working Group, was sent out to 400,000 non-deployed active duty troops at a cost to taxpayers of $4.4 million.