Stephen Colbert comments on illegal immigration and America's double threat from Mexico and Canada.
Colbert states that since both our neighboring countries recognize same-sex marriage, we are in danger of a "gay drain."
"Everyone needs a gay friend around," Colbert said. "They're so upbeat in the face of discrimination, who will we turn to when we need a second class group of citizens to marginalize?"
Gay marriage is legal in Canada and Mexico, which makes America the straight meat in a big gay sandwich.