"The funniest jokes are the ones that are true, which is what makes the most famous lesbian joke of all so funny. Too funny for our own good, if you ask me.
"What does a lesbian bring on a second date?"
All together now: "A U-Haul."
It's scary but true. We are known for our insta-nesting. There's no way around that. And why we do it is painfully simple. It's in our nature to nurture.
So, we meet a girl we dig and the first thing we want to do is snuggle in and take care of her. It's pair-bonding at it's best -- and it's worst.