Penis envy: Does your state get bragging rights?

We've all heard rumors that everything is bigger in Texas. So did the Lone Star State finish at the top of the heap among U.S. states for condoms ordered by penis size? Nope, Texas limped in at No. 41.

Where did your home state finish among the rankings?, an online site that sells condoms and other sex-related products, has been tracking sales of condoms by penis size. Though hardly scientific or necessarily accurate, the study nonetheless has produced rather surprising results and no doubt a big outpouring of penis envy. Here are the rankings of the U.S. states and the District of Columbia:

1. North Dakota

2. Rhode Island

3. South Dakota

4. District of Columbia

5. Massachusetts

6. Ohio

7. Arizona

8. Alabama

9. New York

10. South Carolina

11. Colorado

12. Maryland

13. Wisconsin

14. New Jersey

15. California

16. Florida

17. Connecticut

18. Virginia

19. Oregon

20. Pennsylvania

21. Washington

22. Tennessee

23. New Mexico

24. Iowa

25. Illinois

26. Louisiana

27. Vermont

28. Utah

29. Maine

30. Nebraska

31. Idaho

32. Kansas

33. Delaware

34. Michigan

35. Nevada

36. New Hampshire

37. Oklahoma

38. Montana

39. Minnesota

40. Kentucky

41. Texas

42. Indiana

43. West Virginia

44. Missouri

45. Alaska

46. North Carolina

47. Wyoming

48. Arkansas

49. Hawaii

50. Mississippi

Georgia is missing from the list, and did not explain the lack of data on the Southern state in its news release.

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