So the task of weeding out the fags and perverts is not an easy one - and occasionally the Church has to call in the big guns to "sniff out the gay" in situations where a potential seminarian has a sexual poker face that requires a stronger hand. And by "big guns", of course I mean me and Betty White.
One of the big themes of the Lost finale earlier this week was letting go and it inspired me to write a column; but since that topic wasn’t sexy enough, I thought to myself, what should we let go of? Then it came to me.
I was in a chipper mood this morning, so I didn't mind offering her a little TLC after Ann Curry's embarrassing gaffe at Wheaton College's commencement ceremony where she mistakenly raddled off a bunch of notable graduates who never actually stepped foot on the Massachusetts campus because they attended the other college in Illinois. She is one of my dearest friends, but she can be somewhat of a dingbat sometimes.